And you already have guys with parrots, wolves and eagles on your own team. Sure, their methods are a little unorthodox, but Christ man, we’re talking about combating a ruthless terrorist organization that has on occasion used giant killer vegetables and hypnotic heavy metal to try and take over the world. That might seem like reason enough for Beach Head to constantly be surly and on the verge of an aneurysm, but these guys succeed in every single challenge he dishes out. And ho ho, what a motley crew this bunch is! Look, there’s the mute undercover agent in the Hawaiian shirt! He’ll blend right in when trying to make weapons deals with Destro! Don’t forget the joke-cracking Latino M.P.! Paul Rodriguez has nothin’ on this guy! as Kirk Lazarus as Lincoln Osiris would say, “You more shredded than a Julienne salad, man.” (Say, can that guy get a Joe figure anytime soon?)įor the film, ski mask-lovin’ ranger Beach Head was entrusted with the responsibility of selling new action figures … wait, scratch that, we mean training new recruits. Yet here we have C.C., exposed to “the spores,” freaking out and ripping his uniform open to expose an impressive set of scaly pecs. Besides, wasn’t Lifeline the only Joe he ever cold-cocked on the animated series? C’mon, that’s like slugging a blind kid in preschool. He was smart enough to get others to do his dirty work for him, and it’s certainly not a stretch to call him a coward and ineffective leader. Don’t judge the man! This we command!īuff but unimposing bad guys were pretty much the norm in the ’80s (see Skeletor, Mon*Star, etc.), but before 1987, it was unlikely any kid considered Cobra Commander much of a physical threat. Serpy then makes some agonized faces which look more like expressions of a man pleasuring himself with thoughts of Pythona.
But we all saw him slapping our man Conrad around somethin’ fierce… until Duke gave him the ol’ alley-oop onto the B.E.T.’s energy panels for a fried-snake special. Usually Cobra’s genetically engineered head honcho was gliding around on his air throne and barking out “THIS I COMMAND!” to no one in particular, rather than engaging in fisticuffs with Joe scum. When the film was released, it was rather shocking to see Serpentor mixing it up with Duke. But we’re sure Serpentor would be overjoyed to catch some BlackBuster Movies on the weekend (we’re not making this up–they exist!). Wait, we mean the Broadcast Energy Transmitter, not B.E.T. Dork!ĩ) Serpentor’s Face When He Gets Incapacitated by Black Entertainment Television We’re sure everyone was laughing at Snowjob behind his back, what with his snowsuit, fur-lined hood and protective goggles. Mindbender don’t feel the need to don toboggans. Hell, even the follicly challenged Roadblock and Dr. But Shipwreck’s sailor hat looks mighty warm, indeed! And good idea keeping your headband on, Quick Kick - we’d hate for your eyebrows to get icicles. When you’re hanging out in the Himalayas testing out - or trying to steal - large, awkward energy devices, apparently a nice wool-lined jacket and some gloves are all you need to keep from freezing to death. Here are the 10 biggest moments of non-sensibility that should have had even idiot-plan-prone Cobra Commander calling foul.ġ0) Both the Joes and Cobra Troops Are Immune to Cold Of course, it’s plagued with its own share of problems–and not just the “Duke was supposed to die” plot twist. Joe mythos–was universally reviled, many of us still carry a torch for G.I. While the existence of Cobra-La–and, for that matter, the very idea of bringing a sci-fi element into the G.I.
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I have the full soundtrack for TF and the soundtrack for Rocky IV and there are times when I play the ripped tracks on my computer and I can swear one track if from the other CD.Much like what transpired two years ago on the eve of Michael Bay’s Transformers being unleashed, fans are already saying there’s no way this new Joe flick can hope to compare with its 1987 animated predecessor. His style is very recognizable between the three. It was that soundtrack by Vince DiCola that got him the job for Transformers the Movie. Interestingly enough, if you pay attention to the soundtrack for Rocky IV, you will think that's familiar too. So, when the music came back for the Return of Optimus Prime, they were really re-using music from Transformers: The Movie. Joe for the first time we hear virtually the same music from the evacuation from Earth in TF. I remember laughing because when we see the Cobra-La Royal Guards fight G.I.
He had adapted a few themes he did earlier for Transformers the Movie to put in here. The music for this movie was done by Vince DiCola.
More accurately, it's the other way around. I know the one track was played during return of Optimus Prime." "Also didn't they recycle this soundtrack and use it for Transformers season 3.
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